Quotes from Laura Durham

lanning a wedding can be murder. Planning weddings for a living is nothing short of suicide. "Is there a patron saint for wedding consultants? Because I think after this wedding, I just might

I'd never seen such impeccably coiffed chest hair. He must have used mousse.

I looked at Georgia over the top of my iced tea. "Why does Mr. Elliott want to fire you?" "I refused to go out with him when I first started here.

I explained all this to the police, but they didn't seem too convinced.

It's kind of like the chicken or the leg," Kate said.

Two heads are better than a nun

Right." He smirked. "The girl with the Irish name who looks about as Irish as I do.

All men love a damsel in a mess.

Sometimes I think she's got hats in the belfry

Annabelle Archer!" A shrill voice came from above us. "I spoke too soon." Kate fumbled with her shoes as she tried to wedge her feet back in them. We all turned around to greet Mrs. Pierce as she barreled unsteadily down the stairs toward us, a mass of overly bouffant blond hair and turquoise chiffon. "Lord have mercy, she's drunk as a skunk!

I guess that plan is up the window.

can make paper cranes in my sleep

Planning a wedding can be murder. Planning weddings for a living is nothing short of suicide.

After all, it is your wedding." Kate kicked me under the table. We always said that if we had a dollar for every time we heard that phrase, we'd be millionaires. If we had a dollar for each time it was sincere, we'd barely be able to split a latte.

I think this is an exercise in fertility, but okay.

English degree as

Water under the ridge," Kate said. "Bridge," Richard and I said simultaneously.

He really got his toes out of joint, didn't he?

That's why he's madder than a wet pen.

If he was poisoned sometime before the tasting, it could have happened to take effect after he ate the soup. Do you know where he was before he came home?" "When we looked in his day planner, I didn't look at today's schedule." Kate shook her head. "I focused on what he did the week of the wedding.

Don't you remember, Kate?" I snapped my fingers. "Mr. Boyd had a doctor's appointment right before he came home.