Quotes from Laura Levine

A famous philosopher (either Aristotle or Judith Krantz, I forget who) once said about being a woman in Los Angeles: If you're blonde and beautiful, you're interchangeable. If you're not, you're invisible.

Don't you just hate it when you're having a nice relaxing soak in the tub, and a murderer shows up?

Now, now, we mustn't be bitchy just because we're a suspect in a murder case.