Quotes from Laurence Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

The problem with temptation is that you may not get another chance.

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

You can always tell a real friend: When you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.