Quotes from Skydiving joke

You know you're a skydiver when you can't put on a backpack without checking for leg straps.

You know you're a skydiver when you wear your rig on commercial passenger flights, just in case.

You know you're a skydiver when your friends look at the sky and say, "look at all those clouds," and you say, "look at all those holes!"

You know you're a skydiver when on windy days you go to the drop zone anyway and complain about the weather.

You know you're a skydiver when you show up at the drop zone even on the worst-weather days because at least you can sit around drinking beer.

You know you're a skydiver when your friends think it's funny when you are sleeping to blow a fan in your face and set a beeper off near your ear.

Jump pilots have an open door policy.

You know you're a skydiver when you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost.