Quotes from Maddox

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

I think you're a terrible person and I hope you get some psychiatric help. Go to hell.

But most of all, I'd like to thank me. Without me, none of this would have been possible. I really did a bang-up job on this book, and I deserve all the credit. I hereby revoke all the gratitude I expressed above and keep it for myself.