Quotes from Charles Pierce

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:oo AM

The fact that I went from rags to bitches was just one of those quirks of fate written in the stars.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.