Quotes from Charlie Viracola

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.

I found a snake in my yard, and got a shovel and whacked the hell out of it. Then I didn't have cable for a week.

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.