Quotes from Internet meme, March 2020

Due to the supply shortage of disinfectants and cleaning supplies, dirty deeds will no longer be done dirt cheap.

So there is no cure for a virus that can be killed by soap and sanitizer?!

Half of us are going to come out of this isolation as amazing cooks and the other half as drunkards.

I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

So after this is all over, do the producers of My 600 Pound Life find me or do I need to find them?

Remember wishing the weekend would last forever? Are you happy now?!

I am a homebody, but dang! — I did like going one or two places.

I'm so excited, it's time to take out the trash! What should I wear?

COVID-19 has literally gone viral.