Quotes from Laurien Berenson

Men. Who needs them when you can have dogs?

I've begun to have those stupid dreams. You know the ones where you show up for the final exam and haven't cracked a book all semester?

Your list of suspects, of course. Don't you watch TV? Don't you read books? How do you expect to solve a mystery if you're not keeping a list?

The male ego is a powerful source of self-delusion." That made me laugh. "How do they do it?" I asked. "I don't know, but every single one of them looks in the mirror every morning and sees an Adonis staring back at him. And somehow that carries over into the rest of their lives.

You know, a Beagle Poodle cross?" I tried to imagine a mixture of those two breeds leading to something good, and simply couldn't. I wasn't being Poodle-centric. I was pretty sure that Beagle breeders would have felt the same way.

Might I point out that nobody connected with my agility class has ever been murdered?

She approached with her tail up in the air and waving slowly back and forth. The fringe of hair