Quotes from Lenore Look

It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code." I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked. "Yup," said Calvin. "How come you're still alive?" I asked. "I vomited," said Calvin.

A therapist is a very smart person who wears glasses and can help you with your problems by asking a lot of questions instead of giving you shots, which is really amazing. But a psycho, as everyone knows, is a crazy person in the movies that you never want to run into in real life. So a psychotherapist is a very smart crazy person that you should stay away from for your own good.

The best thing about recess is that it doesn't matter if you are having trouble paying attention in class--suddenly, you are paying attention to a million things on the playground.

Massachusetts,

Deep breathing helps when your heart falls out of your chest. I learned this from the

Stewardesses

Massachusetts, which is hard to spell, it is hard not to

Pestalozzi.

She's like a stoplight in the middle of my life and there's just no avoiding her.

You're not caught in a dilemma?" he asked. I looked at my feet. I didn't know what a dilemma was, but it didn't look like I was caught in anything, so I shook my head no.

Julia." It is hard to tell. The blisters didn't help either. In fact, they made

Bakbakbakbakbakbak!

B-R-B!" I screamed, which is faster to say than Be Right Back!

Since he's the leader of the gang, he gets to say what the

gang plays.

home from school!

The end of the world.

Second, things would have improved between us on account of boys have more respect for one another after a good pounding. But Flea is not a boy. She is a girl. And girls are weird even if they wear a cool eye patch, drag a cool peg leg and know how to throw a mean uppercut. I was thinking about all this when . . .

limerick?" asked

Crying is really great. Everything is always better afterwards, except when your best friend has died. Then you just cry some more.

N95 respirator mask— Looks like a white beak over your nose and mouth. (1) Double straps adjust to your head size, (2) stops germs and dust from getting in, (3) perfect for allergy protection while

That's the problem with stinky tofu. It's so yummy,

Bean Sprout.

Being a superhero is hard work. You have to save the world. But going to school is even harder. You have to save yourself.