Quotes from Chris Ryan

If things get on top of you', my mum always used to say, 'have a good cry.'.

But what if it's a trap?' she repeated. Joe gave her a hard stare.'Of course it's a fucking trap,' he said.

You stand out more than Victoria Beckham would in the local Primark!

If you believe in light, it's because of the darkness. If you believe in the truth, it's because of their lies. If you believe in God, you must believe in the Devil.

they've got another think coming

What is it they say about an organisation being like a tree full of monkeys? The ones at the top look down and see a lot of smiling faces, the ones at the bottom look up and see a bunch of arseholes?

These guys might have been hardened ex-SEALs. But I'm the fucking SAS.

Like I said earlier, it sounds like I'll need a plan B, said Porter. Because I can't see them going for any of that bollocks. They've had more peace plans than I've had bottles of vodka, and if they wanted money, they would have asked for it by now.

DON'T RAPE WOMEN. YOU MAY GET AIDS.

The following biological toxins are known by the security services to have been weaponised:   Smallpox Anthrax Plague Pneumonic Tularemia Viral Equine Encephalitis Botulinum Ricin T-2 Mycatoxin   It is not known how many terrorist organisations are in possession of these weapons.

know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' — Albert Einstein