Quotes from levant oscar ii

You know the only reason I'm appearing here is there's no more beds in the mental institution.

It proves that no man can be a success in two national pastimes.

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

Strip the phony tinsel off Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I remember when he was given the manuscript of a novel written by a woman friend who had hopes of having it published. To his astonishment it turned out to be the dirtiest, most pornographic book he had ever read. When the lady mentioned that she intended to use a nom de plume, Ira suggested she call herself Henrietta Miller.