Quotes from Phil Robertson

If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we'd have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we'd only do it once- I can promise you that!

Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.

I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.

If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead – yours and mine and everybody else's problems will be solved.

Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He's provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives – not only around the dinner table, but all day long.

Many have told me through the years: 'I think I'll take my chances without Jesus.' And I always come back and say, 'So what chance is that?'

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.