Quotes from Quentin Tarantino

And right from the get-go when George Segal puts on a gorilla suit and Ruth Gordon punches him in the nuts, this movie had me. At that age, the height of comedy was a guy in a gorilla suit, and the only thing funnier than that was a guy getting punched in the nuts. So a guy in a gorilla suit getting punched in the nuts was the absolute pinnacle of comedy.

Can Miss Himmelsteen get you a tasty beverage?

Referring to the time Invasion of the Body Snatchers producer Walter Wanger shot Jennings Lang in the groin for fucking his wife, Joan Bennett

righteous indignation.

To one degree or another I've spent my entire life since both attending movies and making them, trying to re-create the experience of watching a brand-new Jim Brown Film..

Mr White and Mr Pink have a very ungraceful and realistic fight. They go at each other like a couple of alley cats.

As he wait, he practically empties an entire bottle of ketchup on his French fries, not by mistake either- that's just how he likes it.

Who wants to spend three months making a fucked-up version of their movie?

Freddy shits a brick

I want to risk hitting my head on the ceiling of my talent. I want to really test it out and say, 'Okay, you're not that good. You just reached the level here.' I don't ever want to fail, but I want to risk failure every time out of the gate.

I'd lost faith in anyone giving me money- and then that's when I got the money.

Mia's version of the twist is that of a sexy cat.

It was weird when I first saw the movie because it was like looking at a big-budget version of my home movies, or memories.

two grinning Cheshire cats as the balance of power rolls over her

There are very few perfect movies. This is okay, since in the pursuit of cinematic art, perfection shouldn't be the goal. Nevertheless, when it's accomplished (even by accident), it's an achievement.

Imitating what he did earlier, licks the paper and rolls it into a pretty good cigarette. Maybe a little too fat, but not bad for a first try. Mia thinks so anyway.

He shakes the bats out of his belfry, opens the door, and finds the cutest couple in Los Angeles standing in his doorway.

Elvis movies weren't real movies, they were "Elvis Presley movies

Brett has just shit his pants. He's not crying or whimpering, but he's so full of fear, it's as if his body is imploding.

Clarence looks at her closely. He picks up his soda and sucks on the straw until it makes that slurping sound. He puts it aside and stares into her soul.

They're going at it like a couple of fuck monkeys. Almost on the fade up, Louis cums.

Melanie smiles at him, feeling the stare, but too much of a natural-born smart-ass to change.

Drexl socks him in the face: one, two, three! Then he kicks him hard in the balls.

One; to make sure. Two; 'cause it felt good.