Quotes from Chris Colfer

I was very tiny...I spent most of my time stuffed into lockers. Thank god for cell phones, or I'd still be there.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,' and I had a great time doing that.

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn't so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.

I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

A flame may love a snowflake, but they can never be together without each harming the other.

I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper.

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.

I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about.

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.

Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.

I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

Just because ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE CAN.

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.