Quotes from Mike Epps

Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.

You can't make the people do what you want them to do. You've got to get everybody to see what you seein' or you gonna be a damn fool.

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.

The whole Miami Heat team is my least my favorite athlete. Why? Because they keep beating my Pacers.

I get a lot of people trying to take advantage of me because of my kindness. So, I'm either real nice to you, or I want to cut your head off. There's no in between with me.

Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid.

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.

I used to be a dusty little child.

We all take losses and it's about getting up and coming back.

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.