Quotes from Thomas Middleditch

I'm not in Hollywood because I'm good at math.

Ricky Gervais, met him a couple times. He wouldn't remember it.

Everything needs to be lampooned. I believe that there's not any sacred ground.

I think my mantra for saying yes to anything is just, 'Oh, I think that'll be a cool, interesting project,' or - sadly! - 'Ooh, this will help my career.'

Scorsese is very nice. He's small; he's energetic.

Sometimes you just need words on a page to memorize.

I did a brief visit at Google X, and they have these little push scooters that you can go from one end of the compound to the other, and the floors are very smooth to maximize efficiency of the push scooters.

I met Mike Judge when I was working on my own cartoon for MTV; it did not air. But I got on with Mike and then did a few voices on 'Beavis and Butt-Head' because of it.

I was voted valedictorian, and at my school it wasn't based on grades; that was the popular vote.

I was just a bit of a loner as a young boy. And very, very sensitive. Ever the emotional young thing.

There's all these little bubbles of nerddom.

I'm a military history buff.

I'm a total pessimist.

There are lot of people I'd wanna work with, but Wes Anderson, I would just wanna sit down with the guy. If he would ever put me in one of his movies, that would be the end.

I'm definitely not frowning on improv; I mean, I've been doing it for years. I just think that there's some styles of comedy that warrant a tighter pace.

My choice growing up was the 'Star Wars' role playing game. At that time in the Nineties, they had a pretty robust pen and paper system.

Basically, if you like 'Deadpool,' you'll love 'Captain Underpants.'

It's pretty surreal to be doing a show on HBO with pals.

'Baskets' is incredible - 'Baskets' is so funny and poignant and sad and dark.

I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought that would be a really clear joke.

I don't want to make some super cliche comment about how much more acceptable gaming is. I think it was always acceptable for me and my peers. But I think it's become more so in pop culture, media, stuff like that - people with money have discovered that they can make money by marketing to us.

I like a nice, crisp pilsner or lager.

Game design has always been a secondary passion. I don't know how to program, though, so I'm at this strange crossroads where I'm like, 'I wonder if I can convince people who know what they're doing to hear me out on one of my ideas.'

I'm cool as a cucumber, baby.