Quotes from John Mayer

No matter what I do, I'm going to earn it.

Every song I put on a record could be a single and I just pack my bags for it... and the minute it takes off, I'm not gonna be home for a while.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

I've never been a bad boy.

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.

I love being the center of attention.

Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart... good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

I'm not as surprised in going from playing 1,000 seats to 4,000 seats as I was from 100 to 500 seats.

Not worrying is a skill. It's a skill not breaking down every single moment.

I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money.

Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.

Trying to impress my mother with words was one of my favourite pursuits.

There's a constantly applicable nature to soul music, whereas sometimes pop music can be a periodical.

The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.

There are people in the world who have the power to change our values.

You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy.

Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.

I am invincible, as long as I'm alive.

I just like collaborating.

People are really concerned with what other people are saying about them.

Playing music to me is as close to having super powers as you can have.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

A man's got two shots for jewelry: a wedding ring and a watch. The watch is a lot easier to get on and off than a wedding ring.