Quotes from Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

You know how much money I could have made playing professional football as a tight end? But I can't jump, and I can't run fast. That was my problem.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

I enjoy reality television.

I would consider doing something along the lines of 'Tough Enough' because that was my first endeavor into reality television, and that is a world I know and love, and that's why I was on that show.

There's no reason to go back in the ring and prove anything.

I've got a chance to host a show called 'Redneck Island' on CMT. I love doing that show.

Vince McMahon is a workaholic; he sleeps 4 hours a night. The last thing that you want to tell the old man is that you are burned out - you need a break.

In 'The Condemned,' if you saw the movie, that's all me; I'll go toe to toe with anyone in an action movie.

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I love my mother to death. I'm pretty much a reflection of her.

You cannot put Paul Heyman with Roman Reigns. People would know you're putting Paul Heyman with him because there is a problem.

I got out of the business when I got out. The hunger was out of my system.

If it's the morning, and I had a late night, the worst thing in the world is a bright light.

Driving a forklift is kind of like riding a bicycle. You've either got forklift skills or you don't, and I can remove somebody's molars with a forklift.

I'm pro-WWE, but also I maintain my independence and speak my true thoughts, never bashing the product. But yes, I can be critical. I've earned the right to be critical.

When you wrestle for 15 years, you don't want to go back to driving that forklift.

Probably the greatest match in my career, and really put me on the match as a main event guy and paved the way for what I was to become, was Wrestlemania 13, with the one and only, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart.

That final match I had at WrestleMania with The Rock was my last match.

It goes - for me - WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, Summerslam. The big three.

As much as I love the business and I love my fans, I don't want to be at every WrestleMania.

My favoirte wrestler is 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair.

I didn't do choreographed fighting for a living. I was a professional wrestler for 15 years; there's a big difference.