Quotes from Jonathan Cheban

I don't know how to relax. I get so edgy and instantly I'm ready to go. I don't like to waste any time. I try to use up every minute until I get tired, and then go home, rest for an hour, and then go. But I don't ever actually relax.

Usually when people eat sliders they're really hard because they're so small, so they're like hockey pucks.

I'm not going to be the one who screams and yells at people, but the one who makes things hysterical.

You don't want to do a show and then it's done and say, 'Wow, I didn't do anything.' Please, you don't understand how fast it goes. Before you know it, you're filming your last episode. People remember you a month, and then you're done.

I think Jon Hamm needs to just shut up and stop being such a mad man!

I'm doing something with Kris Jenner's cookbook. We'e going to do a whole week of my favourite stuff because everybody knows I love to eat. Her lemon cake is so insane. I hate lemon and when I go to her house I eat lemon cake. There's nothing better.

I can't believe they would cancel 'Big Brother!' It's like an institution!

I'm very scheduled; like every hour, I've got to do this, I've got to eat here. The facial's at this time, the trainer's at this time, the electro-muscle therapy's at this time... it's like every day is a whole thing.

If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats.

I've been in TV for years and years.

I love the pressure of knowing the latest trends, the newest places to go, and hot cities - places like Monaco and Ibiza.

Everyone calls me foodgod. Scream it in the streets and run up to me in restaurants, and I want people calling me foodgod when they write about me - not Jonathan or 'BFF.'

I am the Kanye West of food.

Everyone wants to be like Kim even if they aren't gorgeous. They will try in their own version to dress like her.

Some think I do nothing but drive a Bentley around and hang out with Kim.

Kim and I have been friends for a long time. I've seen how things have played out behind the scenes. She's come a long way and she's a strong woman. The fact that she goes to Australia and twenty thousand people show up to a mall to see her is incredible. She's become an around the world phenomenon.

There's a lot of hate, it's terrible. I get it on my Twitter and Instagram all the time; I see it on Kim's as well. It's just miserable people, who are sitting in their basements, I feel bad for them, it's sad. Some people spend their whole day just commenting, it's really a sick situation.

There are places all over the world that are missing burger places.

Put Jon Hamm in a mall, and more people will go up to the people working at the Burger King than they will to him.

I miss Kanye. I miss him around; I miss his brilliant energy. Keeps you really motivated... I love it. I love it! He is always ahead of the times. He is inspiring.

I live that lifestyle. I want to be the Robin Leach for the new generation, telling them what the hottest places are and where to go.

There's a network of top doctors that normal people don't know about.

Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I'm always like, Don't order rock shrimp with me. It's such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I'm embarrassed about it.

People are like, oh, you just hang out with Kim all day. No, I'm working on 39 businesses. It drives me nuts.