Quotes from Roddy Doyle

Good ideas are often murdered by better ones.

It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time.

When you grow up on an island, what matters is how you stand to the sea.

When I started writing full time I had not long stopped being a teacher and when at last I had a full day to write, I would put music on and wonder to myself - am I allowed to do this? Then I thought: 'I am control of this and no one is telling me what I can do.'

I tend to plan as I write. And I want to leave myself open and the character open to keep on going until it seems to be the time to stop.

If you are a writer you're at home, which means you're out of touch. You have to make excuses to get out there and look at how the world is changing.

Mary, ' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm ' 'You mightn't like it, ' said Mary. 'But I love it.

My parents were sixty years married.

I've been asked why does Ireland produce so many great musicians, and the answer is it doesn't. When you count the great musicians Ireland has given the world in the last 20 years, you can do it on one hand.

I wouldn't go out of my way to experience the indignity of middle-age just because it might be good meat for a story.

No matter how close to personal experience a story might be, inevitably you are going to get to a part that isn't yours and, actually, whether it happened or not becomes irrelevant. It is all about choosing the right words.

It's great meeting children because you never know what they will say.

I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

Most working days I can be at my desk for nine hours a day.

My novels come from within me; they are things I feel I want to do.

I write short stories when a little idea occurs to me, that I know isn't a part of a novel that will stand by itself and should be concentrated.

I'm going to sound like an old man but at my age, it's lovely doing something that you've never done before.

Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's a valid part of any endeavour, not just writing.

If you're from Dublin, for example, chances are you live with your family, if you're lucky enough to, right up to the mid-20s. And most of the people I know, when they finally sort of set off on their own, they don't stray all that far.

When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore. Although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.

I don't work to any commissions. I do what I want to do.

When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.

Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's part of any endeavour, not just writing.