Quotes from Bianca Del Rio

I don't dream. I'm not a person who makes a list of things that need to happen in my life. It just evolves, and you roll with the punches.

I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a place to find something funny.

You gotta have moisturizer cause I'm old. You gotta have that. You know for every glass of wine I drink I get drier and drier so I have to keep my self well moisturized.

The thing with the comedian is you can make all the jokes you want and not every joke it going to be a winner, and not every joke is going to land, there'll be some that somebody doesn't laugh at, but that's just part of the deal.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

As a drag queen, you can pick your hair and I've made some horrible choices.

These are truly special days we live in - where a clown in a gown can make her very own drag queen revenge-comedy.

I didn't plan to be a comedian. I didn't plan to be a drag queen. It just kind of evolved.

With 'Drag Race' in particular, I'd seen seasons four and five, before mine. So I wasn't a huge, knew every word, knew every queen type of fan. There are some contestants who have done this show who know everything about it.

I think every city and every drag queen has a different aesthetic or set up, but in the end, it's mutual respect for one another.

Sometimes if you're dealing with straight interviewers they're a little more excited if you're in drag: 'Oooh! Aaaah! Eeeee!' But if you're just sitting there out of drag, they think you're just a bitter queen.

I mean, I'm a drag queen, any excuse to wear a costume means it's going to be a good time.

The average person assumes that you're a drag queen so you're a nelly and you want to be a girl, which is not the case, and I think Drag Race has changed that for us.

Most people think they don't have anything to relate to a drag queen, but shockingly there's a lot we can talk about.

Drag queens are not pathetic creatures. Drag queens are fabulous and fun.

Some drag queens want to get into drag and be sexy and date boys... that ain't me.

I have problems like everybody else. I have problems with razor burn, and I try not to eat food that will make me gassy before meet-and-greets with fans.

I'm fortunate that, in real life, I love what I do and get to celebrate it.

Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a ticket. You either get it or you don't, and it's fascinating because it's usually intelligent people with a sense of humor who get it.

I'm clown realness!

Rolodex of Hate' is basically how I ended up being so hateful. It's a look inside.

I'm a worker bee, I like to have a schedule, I like to have a place to be, and a time, and a schedule - it just makes sense to me.

Have you walked around in heels? That's a workout. But like all good gay men, I have a gym membership.

Put it this way: I can wear three wigs at one time and three pairs of eyelashes. That's some strength there. And I roll my eyes extensively, so they get a good workout on a daily basis.