Quotes from Noel Edmonds

I do a form of meditation every day anyway.

I haven't got a problem with sheeple calling me crazy. What's sane? What is crazy?

Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.'

I've got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.

I'm very sensitive to criticism, particularly when it's very, very personal.

You don't just stop believing in something because it doesn't always work.

I'm very proud that on my passport it says: 'broadcaster,' and that's what I see myself as.

I'm a big fan of Ant and Dec, I think they're excellent presenters.

The biggest problem we have is not Ebola, it's not AIDS, it's electro smog.

At ten I was bright.

There isn't such a thing as death. It's just a departure.

I'm the last person to claim that I'm sane.

Please be kind, don't be judgemental.

Water can communicate. It's communicating with us, it's communicating with other water.

If you want to get things done in life, you don't go into politics. If you want to get things done in life you go into communications. Absolutely certain.

Everything is about energy. We're surrounded by electro mist, fog and smog. We're covering ourselves in the wrong sorts of electro-magnetism. These idiot politicians who talk about climate change, for goodness sake, do they really think little us can do anything about it? No, of course not.

You cannot die. My energy will return to where it came from, part of a massive, incomprehensible universal web of energy.

I quite often carry a little card with me and I write things on the card - things that I'm grateful for and things that I would like to positively happen around today.

If you want to be happy you need to think of yourself as a container of energy. There is a universal energy, yes of course, it embraces us. When you appreciate this, life becomes a lot more exciting. You don't live life, life lives you.

I came from an era when I was so proud to be working for the British Broadcasting Corporation.

Belief and trust in the power of the Cosmos gives even the most chaotic life a new sense of order and purpose.

Wi-fi and all the systems we are introducing into our lives are destroying our own natural electro-magnetic fields.

When I worked for the BBC, what I was paid to do 'House Party' was all over the tabloid press, there was no privacy there.

I didn't say a pulsed electro-magnetic field cures cancer. I don't believe it does. All I said is that it will help tackle cancer.