Quotes from Joss Whedon

I am not made of steel. Rage. I...am made... of RAGE!!!!

To accept duality is to earn identity.

I'm totally cool. I'm totally calm, and I'm totally cool. My calm is exceeded only by my cool. Which is total. Here we go.

I really like beer.

I'm assuming you're as mystified by this as the rest of us, Rasputin. No. I'm not. I have been planning to destroy the Breakworld since I was a child. [silence] This is why I don't make so many jokes. I never know when is good.

Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

Writing is the greatest thing that can happen to a human being. It's the best.

You get hurt, hurt 'em back. You get killed, walk it off.

I keep thinking they're gonna call me. I keep thinking they're gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don't.

The first lesson a watcher learns is to separate truth from illusion. Because in the world of magicks, it's the hardest thing to do.

That wouldn't be a first, now would it? Jean. Jean Grey is dead, Agent. Yeah, that'll last.

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

Anything can be good. Even Last Action Hero could've been good. There's an idea somewhere in almost any movie : if you can find something that you love, then you can do it. If you can't, it doesn't matter how skilful you are...

Why do you write strong female characters? Because you're still asking me that question.

Diplomatic #@@@@@##%%%%#%%%%@@@@@@$$$$$####!!! Immunity?

I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar

Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you. I know the feeling.

Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE ! As I said, fanatics. But he set himself on fire! Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human- HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE! Maybe he was cold.

I don't think that I can change the world, I just want to punch it up a little.

Because obsession is the thing in us that makes us not everybody else.

They'll all be waiting. Waiting for me to fall. So, come on , guys. I'm just one girl. No big hero, no protector of justice, not even a bona fide one-hundred-percent slayer. So what are you waiting for? Take me on. Hurt my world. I dare you.

That all you got...Bub?

Live with a man 40 years. Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.

Now there's us, staking out our piece of cinematic turf (might be small but it's ours). And the music has to fit the vision as specifically as it did for [Star Wars and The Matrix.] OUR music comes from THEIR music, this scrappled bunch. It is spare, intimate, mournful and indefatigable.