Quotes from Lady Colin Campbell

You can't go around telling people what a monster your mother was on a day to day basis. It's unseemly.

It is actually unbelievable that somebody would be deprived of his livelihood for expressing an opinion that he's entitled to.

All I can say is anybody who's spent most of his life living a lie is not somebody I admire.

I was bought up as a boy. I don't blame my parents in the slightest since it was just an unfortunate timing in many ways, in other ways it was very fortunate. If I'd been born 20 years earlier, there wouldn't have been the surgical techniques to correct the deformity and by the time I was of an age, they did exist. I was very lucky.

I just want a nice guy who loves me and who I love.

I like nice people, I don't like nasty people, but I like somebody that's not a pushover.

We know that the British public are obsessed with class.

I don't exercise. I just walk my dogs and run up and down the stairs every day because I've got a big house so you have to do that constantly. That's my exercise. Oh and dancing, I like dancing.

I believe that narcissistic personality disorder is a middle- and upper-class disease because you have to have the means to indulge it; you need money and power. Narcissists create havoc around them. You can't get away with that doing a menial job.

I was brought up in Jamaica when people had to occupy themselves and entertain each other.

The only old man I am interested in is one who is worth at least £300million and is 103. Obviously you don't want them to hang around too long, you want to be able to spend his money.

In France, I am just Madame Campbell. In Jamaica, nobody uses my title.

In our world marriage was the best option for any woman. No girl ever chose to have a career unless she couldn't get a man. It was very much a tertiary life.

Having had so many human rats in my life, I don't think I'm scared of the animal variety.

I like men of substance.

It's so nice to see that one's opinion of humanity is accurately gauged.

Nobody can be happy all the time, and if you aim to be, ultimately you will never be happy.

I don't think I'm better than anyone else.

Honours can generate a lot of income for the nation because they are viewed as so prestigious internationally.