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Quotes from Michael Cohen

We are in really bad shape as a country. We are not respected around the world. We are not respected in our own country.
~ Michael Cohen
Mr. Trump never made any derogatory or disparaging comments about Mexican immigrants... He was talking about Mexico. They're allowing people to pour through their borders, and that's a problem for our national security.
~ Michael Cohen
I've never been to Prague, and I've never been to Russia.
~ Michael Cohen
I'm obviously very loyal and very dedicated to Mr. Trump. I think he's going to be not just a good president, I think he's going to be a great president.
~ Michael Cohen
Mr. Trump's memory is fantastic. I've never come across a situation that Mr. Trump has said something that is not accurate.
~ Michael Cohen
Mr. Trump is more than just a boss to those of us who have been fortunate enough to be close to him, both professionally and personally. He's more like a patriarch, a mentor. These qualities make him very endearing to me, which is why I am so fiercely loyal to him and committed to protecting him at all costs.
~ Michael Cohen
People change their positions all the time, the way they change their wives.
~ Michael Cohen
I've never been paid by or colluded with any Russian to hack the D.N.C., to create search-engine optimization tools to cause Trump's positives up and Hillary's negatives up. I've never been to Prague.
~ Michael Cohen
Donald Trump is a champion for legal immigrants.
~ Michael Cohen
I want to regain my name and my reputation and my life back.
~ Michael Cohen
Donald Trump is actually the voice of the silent majority, and I think he's awoken that silent majority. People are very angry, and the people who are the most angry are actually the legal immigrants who see their jobs fleeing.
~ Michael Cohen
As an American, I repudiate Russia's or any other foreign government's attempt to interfere or meddle in our democratic process, and I would call on all Americans to do the same.
~ Michael Cohen
I know where the skeletons are buried because I was the one who buried them.
~ Michael Cohen
What is it about this ambulatory lump of triglycerides that scares the daylights out of every prosecutor who crosses his path? [from Charlie Pierce]
~ Michael Cohen
Whenever I engage high school teachers in a discussion of collaboration, they generally view it as an elementary process. That is because they are confusing collaboration with cooperative learning. We all know the experience. Assign a group a project, expect all of them to do a percentage of all components, and grade them on the final product. This is not collaboration. Collaboration is about helping people work together to achieve an outcome that could not be achieved by an individual.
~ Michael Cohen
If somebody does something Mr. Trump doesn't like, I do everything in my power to resolve it to Mr. Trump's benefit. If you do something wrong, I'm going to come at you, grab you by the neck and I'm not going to let go until I'm finished.
~ Michael Cohen
In all honesty, Hilary Clinton can't fill a Starbucks even if they offered free ventis.
~ Michael Cohen
I will not be a punching bag as part of anyone's defense strategy.
~ Michael Cohen
I don't agree with those who demonize or vilify the FBI.
~ Michael Cohen
My wife, my daughter, and my son have my first loyalty and always will.
~ Michael Cohen