Quotes from Kevin Dillon

I wouldn't mind having a nice little restaurant.

I was hoping to attend the School of Visual Arts and had a portfolio built up.

I just always loved pinball.

I'm a good Catholic - most of the time.

I've learned how to make a nice souffle, a little mac and cheese.

I've got plenty of advice from a number of other actors. Me? I don't give advice.

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

I don't go out that often. I'm not going to clubs or anything.

It's hard to walk down the street without 'Entourage' comments, and that's all nice.

I think I look pretty decent in a tux.

I don't know, scene stealing is something I see as, people look at it, it could be a positive thing, but I really like to think of myself as a team player. It's kind of like one player can make the other teammates better, kind of like Larry Byrd dishing off.

I live out here in Malibu, where I can see the stars. So I want to get a really nice telescope so I can look at the stars a little bit more.

I enjoy fatherhood.

I think oysters are overrated, and I don't love the texture.

I'm kind of new to the racing game thing. I've always been, like, a shooter game kind of guy.

I really enjoy acting. I feel I'm getting better and better with each movie I make.

I do real estate.

I thought I'd miss cursing, but I actually don't. I still feel like I can get my point across without real harsh language.

I have great tenants. They've all become my friends. They call me and say, 'Hey Kev, we've got a drip!'

People wouldn't hire me for comedies. They would say, 'Oh, he doesn't do comedy,' and now it's really all I do.

I'm kind of a homebody.

I'll spend time playing 'Call of Duty' and 'Medal of Honor.'

I guess Tom Cruise - everything he does, everything he touches, is kind of a success.

I know a lot of really good actors - tons, just tons - who I still don't know why they don't work all the time because they're that good. It's just a weird business, and I know a lot of actors who shouldn't be working, but they work all the time.