Quotes from Monica Horan

We don't own any restaurants, we did once and that's not something we want to do, because then it's work.

Our whole family has a similar sense of humor. We get over things by laughing at ourselves.

Phil is a child of Holocaust survivors.

Children stay in school, and perform better, when arts is part of the curriculum.

I wanted to do work that elevated. Otherwise, it's cheap funny. It's dirty funny. It's degrading funny.

I feel a part of it, watching my husband the genius be a genius. So when he does something annoying, I can forgive him much more easily.

My favorite line to Phil is, 'You can say the right thing on TV, but why can't you do it in real life?'

I always used to joke that I'm the Tipper Gore of television.

That's right, I do make good matza ball soup; I don't use a mix; I make it from the actual chicken.

All of us here in Los Angeles, because we've had some success as a result of our life in the arts, need to get on board with helping L.A. Unified, the public school system, really reach the mandate to make arts part of the Common Core curriculum.