Quotes from Glenn Beck

If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver.

A country is made not by policy alone, but by its music, its entertainment shows, all of it.

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.

I can't control my own income, I can't control my own destiny, I can't even control my own farm if I'm a farmer. This is not going to last.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

We're living in such a fantasy world where nothing makes sense anymore.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic, " not blind.