Quotes from Jesse Ventura

If you're patriotic, stand up for the Bill of Rights because once they strip your rights from you, you will pay hell to get them back. You will and we're in the process of it right now.

It's convenient how everyone who supports waterboarding and torture, or "enhanced interrogation techniques" as they like to call it, have never experienced it themselves. Yet everyone who has, myself included, are firmly against it.

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am...

It's a good thing I'm not the president, because I would prosecute everybody who was involved in that torture, I would prosecute the people who did it, I would prosecute the people who ordered it and they would all go to jail! Because Torture is against the law!

If Waterboarding is okay, then why don't we let our police do it to criminals so they can find out what they know? Because it's against the law. If we're not going to be a country that stand's for the rule of law, when it's convenient or inconvenient, then what DO we stand for.

George Bush keeps saying that terrorists keep attacking us because we have freedom here in America. So what, the solution is to take away our freedoms and they won't attack us?

Enhanced Interrogation is Dick Cheney changing a word, Dick Cheney comes up with a new word to cover his ass!

I ain't got time to bleed

Nu subapreciez sinuciderile atunci când le numesc sl?biciuni, subliniez c? oricine se gânde?te s? fac? un astfel de lucru are nevoie de ajutor. Nu cred c? o persoan? normal?, s?n?toas? mental, poate s? se sinucid?.

Until we come clean about our recent history, there's no way to move forward and return to the representative democracy that our forefathers intended America to be.

When you look for a conspiracy, look for the violation of Standard Operating Procedures.

Jobs are created in the private sector. Not by the president or the government unless they're government jobs.

Are you familiar with 9/11? Building 7? You know what was in there? All the Enron stuff. I guess that building went down on its own.

'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

The SuperPACs and the Citizens United ruling that gives corporations a voice in the political process are all bad news. They made it so you can now lie, and the politician being promoted on that lie will not be held responsible for it.

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.

Let's face it: WikiLeaks exists because the mainstream media haven't done their job.

I've never been arrested in my life. Never had cuffs put on me, never been charged with a crime, never spent one day in jail.