Quotes from Steven Moffat

I don't know. I can't tell the future I just work there.

Twins are under-represented in the media. Hamlet - never twins. Hamlet Twins Of Denmark. King And Queen Lear. It would work. Come on, more twins on television.

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.

There's something really cool about scaring children. Traumatize a generation, that's what it's all about.

Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell - it's just Heaven for bad people.

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!