Quotes from Pat McAfee

If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.

If you're a punter or a kicker, you don't have a lot of film study to do. There's not a lot of things to watch. You're just going to kick the ball.

My knees have just gotten to the point where they just get beat up.

If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.

I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.

I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.

The amount of players who get into trouble in the NFL is a very small minority, but they are the ones who make the headlines.

I think the game of football, from a commentating standpoint, is missing something. I think it should be a celebration, and I think it should be enjoyable, and I'm trying to make it that way.

You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.

Some players have no idea how to handle life without structure. That's why some players get into trouble during the offseason. This is literally the first time in our lives we've ever had free time without somebody telling us where to be and what to do.

I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.

With the XFL, I think the engagement with the fans is something that could really help out.

I think I'm the luckiest guy on earth.