Quotes from Shaquille O'Neal

Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left.

It feels good. It's not bad for somebody who can't shoot.

As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am a worker bee.

I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine.

I said it jokingly, so this guy was just trying to stir something up that's not there. He's just somebody who doesn't have a sense of humor, like I do.

It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I demand my respect, especially from a guy like that.

Everything is done out of respect, whether it's a cheer or a boo.

I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way.

One lucky shot deserves another.

I'm like tax. You're going to pay one way or the other.

Donald Trump is a great friend, and he has four or five Picassos on his plane. And that's where I would look at them.

Art is a process of delivering or arranging elements that appeal to the emotions of a person looking at it. It's what you feel.

This is a tough game. There are times when you've got to play hurt, when you've got to block out the pain.

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.

Sometimes I feel like the Tom Hanks character in Big. But my life is not a movie. I never have to go back to Coney Island to find the fortune-teller machine so I have to grow up again.

I don't know anything about cars. I can promise you that.

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. And the one guy who didn't vote for me, thank you, too.

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

I know that this is sport first and business second, and people have to do what's right for them.

I don't know how it is for you earthlings, but where I'm from, strength is mental.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.