Quotes from Mick Foley

I think people who read Internet blogs are usually trying to fit it in during a busy part of their day, and there's only so much information that you digest. Whereas an experience with a book is a little more comfortable, and I think people are a little more willing to really delve into information.

I love, for example, 'Full Frontal with Sam Bee.' I just love her show.

I was told that the fact that I had nothing but good things to say about Judith Regan distinguished me. I enjoyed writing for Judith. I really enjoyed working with Victoria Wilson at Knopf, and Simon & Schuster, they've all been great experiences.

I see The Rock running in 2020 and being a two-term president. I think he would be great, and I'm joking when I say I think Stephanie McMahon wouldn't be a fine president of the United States. I think she's got the leadership qualities. I see those two as potential candidates, and I see Kane as a congressional leader.

Be safe and be realistic. They're both equally important.

When people see my show, they may not laugh out loud as they do with some of the classic comedians, but they do enjoy it. I regret that I called it comedy to begin with; I should have called it 'An Evening With' or put it down as spoken word. But the emphasis is always on funny stories.

When Dee Snider and I get together for breakfast, it's just two Long Island guys hanging out.

I've actually met quite a few of my heroes from the past.

I did like Test, and he was a guy I kept in touch with for years after we stopped working together.

Sooner or later, The Rock's going to get tired of that empty space on his mantle where an Oscar should be, and that's when I'll get the phone call for the buddy movie that finally makes his career.

I really enjoy watching the younger talent like The Shield rise up on the card and make a huge impact.

It's difficult to differentiate between a story that's humorous and clever and one that actually makes people laugh out loud.

I haven't worn jewelry since one of the front teeth I had made into an earring became no longer necessary because I lost the ear.

President-elect Trump wasn't my choice, but I'm going to be like Dave Chappelle, and I'm going to give him a chance - but I think there are people out there with legitimate worries.

As a halfway decent college DJ, I had been exposed to some great progressive stuff and always took pride in unearthing musical gems.

For me, announcing wasn't the ideal working condition.

I was given a chance to try announcing, and it was a job that, in the end, I did not care for very much.

As great a spectacle as WrestleMania is, there's something to be said for seeing a guy you like telling stories from the heart from 20 feet away.

A lot of my loyalty is to the wrestlers - the guys who put their heart and health on the line.

It's funny: wrestlers and comics bond over remembering their best shows and their absolute worst shows.

Political parties could learn a lot from pro wrestling, as we have our passionate base, too, but we don't necessarily gear our show around them.

Triple H was one of the main proponents of women's wrestling.

Everything's relative. I don't think any new pursuit will be as difficult as trying to break into wrestling 25 years ago.

I always felt like the wrestling business was better off with two viable mainstream promotions.