Quotes from Trey Parker

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

I was a big Broadway fan for a while.

We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm always miserable.

When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff.

I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid.

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.

We (libertarians) find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us.

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.

How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?'

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.