Quotes from Joe Buck

You'd be a masochist or a lunatic to be addicted to getting live hair follicles ripped out of the back of your head and surgically implanted into the front of your head.

People would ask, 'Why is your vocal cord paralyzed?' I said it was a virus. I didn't say it was an elective procedure to add hair to the front of my head. It was embarrassing. There's an embarrassing element to that.

We do scales, vocal exercises every day. I run the voice up and down, get as high as I can and as low as I can. I work on breathing, too.

I do watch sports. How could I not? Just for self-preservation.

I love sharing my experience with others, especially students who are eager to learn the business.

Pat Summerall personified less is more. His play-by-play was so bare bones but so great because he had a great, deep-toned voice.

I think guilt can be good to a small degree, keep you on the right path.

I'm close with Paul Rudd.

If you deal in hair loss, you constantly check the hairline of anyone who walks up to you. It's the first thing I look at.

I think people bend the truth all the time, unfortunately.

Never bite off so much in your job that you can't spend a lot of time with your family.

You always want to do games for fans that seem to really care. That is the Boston fan. They're passionate.

I never thought I would get remarried, I love golf too much. I wanted the freedom to play whenever I'm not broadcasting. Then I met a woman I couldn't live without.

You can let the size of the crowd, when you do Super Bowl, overwhelm you if you want, and that opening on camera is one of the most intense, awkward feelings you can ever have.

I'd be willing to do anything once. I did live bass fishing on TV. I've done horse jumping... so clearly I'm not very picky.

I think people have a warped sense of who I am.

I'm lucky that I was born to these parents. I'm lucky that my dad wanted to be around me, that he took me to all these National League cities by the time I was 12.

I've heard, 'You're not your father.' Well, you're right. I'm not. We've had two different careers.

Any surgery done to improve one's looks is not really something someone wants to talk about.

I mean, I've done college basketball, a horse race, a bunch of different things and they'd blow by but golf has a frenetic pace of bouncing around from shot to shot and green to green and, in essence, acre to acre over this huge plot of land with over 150 players who are their own team.

If you're confident in what you do, the compliment doesn't matter.

I try to make what I say count.

Whenever Elway was on the field, you never counted the Broncos out.

The point that I would make is it's easy for somebody like me to be critical of Colin Kaepernick, but I haven't suffered some of the same issues that Colin Kaepernick has. On some level, it's like, how dare I weigh in on what Kaepernick is doing or feeling?