Quotes from Rob Delaney

The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When you're on Twitter, you're not living, and if you're not living, you're not taking in stimuli with which you can create new material.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.

I no longer believe in freedom of speech.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.