Quotes from Jon Heder

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.