Quotes from Simone Elkeles

Some things aren't measured by their size, but by their importance.

ahora quiere que en un solo día pasemos del «Me alegro de verte después de todo un verano separados» al «Tócate mientras me pelo la banana». Tengo la sensación de estar en medio de una canción de reguetón. -Brit

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.

I'll go along with pretending this thing between us is temporary and casual, but every time we're together it feels too right to be temporary or casual.

I look ridiculous and stupid. As I check myself in the bathroom mirror, I want to back out. I'm wearing a skintight leotard/body suit obviously designed by women who have no clue about men's plumbing, because the outline of my dick is obscene. Don't dudes who do this ridiculous sport wear a cup or something? I've been on a trampoline, but I've never done synchronized trampolining. Looking at myself in the mirror, I can see why.

Say something, Amy," Miranda insists. "Something positive. I'm sure it'll make you feel better." "Okay, Miranda. I've got it." I motion the girls to lean in close to hear my words. "At least I'm not dead." How's that for positivity? I have to admit it does make me feel better.

You look like a hot tamale." "That's not really a compliment.

I read that goldfish have a memory of five seconds. I envy them. My memory of Alex, my love for him, will last my lifetime.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.

You know you can do more, but everyone expects you to quit.

You, my friend, are so good at lying to yourself you're actually starting to believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth

Obsessed is more like it. But yeah, I saw you happy. Happier than you've been in a really, really long time. With someone you like that much, the lows are as low as the highs are high. Does that make sense?" "It does. It also makes me sound bipolar." "Love will do that to a person.

I thought of making you and Julian real brothers." What is she talking about? Does she expect us to do a ritual thing like cut ourselves and rub blood together so we're blood brothers?

Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and I'm not ashamed to use 'em.

Three things Marco taught me today race through my mind: boys will lie to your face just to have sex with you, don't trust any boy who says I love you, and never date a boy who lives on the south side of Fairfield.

No tengo excusa para estar aquí excepto el deseo de estar a su lado. A la mierda la apuesta. Quiero descubrir cómo puedo hacerle reír. quiero saber cómo hacerle llorar. Quiero saber lo que se siente si me mira como si fuera su caballero de brillante armadura.

You're an asshole." "And you're a bitch," he says. "A bitch with a kick-ass smile and eyes that can seriously screw with a guy's head.

Get a grip, Dad. I'm not going to do anything you wouldn't do at my age.' He stands up and says, 'That's it. You're canceling this date.

You've got a big ego, Fuentes." "That's not all I've got.

No offense, but your mom is strange. She's a hit MILF, but totally off the wall." I take my hand back."Eww! Colin, you just called my mom a MILF! I'm completely grossed out!

Did A tell you your eyes remind me of blown glass? I can see your soul through those eyes, Amy. They get darker when you're trying to be sexy and shine when you smile. And when you think you're in trouble you blink double the amount that you usually do. And when your sad the corners of your eyes turn down. I miss your eyes. And I don't want the sad ones to be my last memory of you.

You'd be surprised how far away half dead is from fully dead,

Doesn't the thought of marryin' me give you an adrenaline rush?

Do you think about making love with me?" I lie awake most nights, fantasizing about sleeping next to her ... loving her. "Right now, muneca, makin' love to you is the only thing on my mind.