Quotes from Robert Webb

I suppose if I went to Turkey - I mean, I can't imagine going that far away, but if I did go to Turkey, yes, I would probably try to know 'please' and 'sorry' and 'thank you', and 'a beer please', and all the useful words.

We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries to reinforce this difference is a step back. Notions of gender pointlessly separate men from women, but also mothers from daughters and fathers from sons.

I snootily say I can't take too many dramatic parts, as it's taking work from actors who aren't funny.

I was an usher at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith. You had to watch whatever play they had on 40 times.