Quotes from Sophie Kinsella

We all fail to appreciate each day just how much we already possess. Light, air, freedom, the companionship of friends.

You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever.

Me too. I agree fervently. Every film should definitely have a message. Which is true. I mean... take the Lord of the Rings movies- they've got loads of messages. Like Don't lose your ring.

This is the trouble with meeting people in real life: They don't come with profiles attached.

So, says Jack at at last...you broke up with Connor. Wow. So we're straight to the point. So, I reply defiantly. You decided to stay. Yes, well..., I thought I might take a closer look at some of the European subsidiaries. He looks up. How about you? Same reason. I nod. European subsidiaries.

Sam doesn't hesitate for a minute. 'You say, Mr and Mrs Tavish, you're making me feel inferior. Do you really think I'm inferior or is it just in my mind?

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

Honestly, do these people have nothing better to do than engage in stupid mindless speculation about people they don't know?

Great. Just great. One glimpse of his body and I have a full-blown crush. I honestly thought I was a bit deeper than that.

I had fun. That's what I believe in. Fun, flings, the sizzle. It starts as a shiver, when you see a man for the first time. And then he meets your eye and the shiver runs down your back and becomes a sizzle in your stomach and you think 'I want to dance with that man.' You dance, you have a cocktail or two, you flirt.

Youth is still where you left it, and that's where it should stay. Anything that was worth taking on life's journey, you'll already have taken with you.

I now know exactly why they started the tradition of being apart the night before your wedding. It's nothing about romance, or sex, or being chaste, or whatever. It's so you don't have a row and stomp up the aisle seething at your bridegroom, planning all the home truths you're going to tell him as soon as you get this wedding bit out of the way.

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, Are you two getting along? in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.

So I buy it. The most perfect little cardigan in the world. People will call me the Girl in the Gray Cardigan. I'll be able to live in it. Really, it's an investment.

Emma, your granddad's on the line," says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. "Something about the night bus and he'll never trust you again?

I would like a cappuccino, says Linus politely. Thank you. Your name? I'll spell it for you, he says. Z-W-P-A-E-N-- What? She stares at him, Sharpie in hand. Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. It's Dutch.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, wearing my future mother-in-law's underwear. It's like some twisted dream that you wake up and think Crikey Moses! Thank God that didn't really happen!

How are you going to forget him if you keep talking about him? Darling, when things go wrong in life, this is what you do. You lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail... and out you go.

Is your life ruined? Is it such a disaster for people to know the truth about you?

I've confromted enough assholes in my time. They never realize they're assholes. Not once. Whatever you say.

I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.

Never tell a man all about yourself, it's bound to lead to trouble.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan

she's a red-Headed bitch and I hate her!