Quotes from Josh Blue

I like to be good at what I do. It's frustrating when I'm not. But if I get an idea in my head, you better not try to stop me, because that is just going to push me harder.

My goal was always to sell out theaters. When it happens you never expect it to be like it is, but you know it feels right.

I've always had this dream of doing an art gallery thing, and it was just finally, 'All right, let's do it.'

When I was growing up, my parents were too cheap to buy a snowblower, so my crippled butt was out clearing the whole driveway every winter. It was hell.

It's a hard road to hoe, doing one-nighters. I remember doing VFWs in Madison, Wisconsin. Those were pretty rough shows.

I love walking the line. I look very wobbly. Like I'm gonna fall over the line. But I never do.

I have to deal with people in weird ways. I was walking down the street and this woman walks up to me and she goes, 'You know, I think it's so inspirational that you're out.' I was like, 'I'm on my way to the liquor store. Are you inspired?'

I was on the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier. That's an experience I'll never forget.

I really enjoy sculpting, like wood carving, and do artwork.

As a disabled person, I feel like a lot of times we don't get to be heard.

Regarding having Cerebral Palsy, I know realistically that I can't go up there on stage and ignore it.

I enjoy horror movies.

When you're a dad, there's a ton of material there with your family.

Sometimes I feel like I'm lucky that I can just laugh about it because I know a lot of disabled people who don't because it hurts them. And you leave my show with a different perspective on disability, whether you realize it or not - maybe not better, but a different one!

I have no ill intent toward anyone.

I'd love to see a sitcom about someone with cerebral palsy.

At a very young age, I realized that with my disability, I could cry or laugh.

All the traveling means I'm constantly writing and testing new jokes.

I have a small part as an Ace Rental Car guy in a regular feature called 'Ca$h.'

I have a half-hour special on Comedy Central, but so many people have half-hour specials now, and it's not so 'special.'

I'm a real street-ball player. I like to do silly tricks and show off.

I'm a much better comedian than I am a soccer player.

Soccer is the international language. If you bring a soccer ball with you to any other country, you can make friends instantly.

Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny.