Quotes from Seth MacFarlane

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.

People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.

Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.

Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.

I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that's surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens.

The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

'American Dad' is, by its nature, much more political.

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.

I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.

Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.

I was a huge 'Star Trek' fan. I loved the 'Twilight Zone' growing up. In the future, I hope to create some thoughtful, sci-fi drama.

If something sticks around long enough that it makes it to seasonal D.V.D. release, I'll watch it. That's how I watched 'The Sopranos'.

At one point, I was hell-bent on being a Disney animator, and sort of got over that in college and wanted to do my own stuff. You know, towards the end of college I had actually planned to go to the Boston Conservatory of Music for musical theater.

I was a film major with a concentration in animation.

There are times when I'm under the weather and the corporate machine tries to put me in the recording booth anyway. It's always up to me to say, 'Guys, listen to me, listen to what I sound like. I'm not myself.'

I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.

The relationship between Aquaman and Aqualad should be investigated.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.

The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.

Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to the TV. As horrible as they were, they were entertaining at the time. There was a lot of showmanship from the networks based around the new lineup.

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!'

I'm wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That's what they do in normal places, but Hollywood's not normal.