Quotes from Mojo Nixon

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

That's one of the problems with making music your business, it becomes a business. You're no longer just this kid who is a fan and going to see every show. I've been in a bar every night for the last 15 years. Going to see bands for me is work.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

I can fall asleep at any time and wake up at any time.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.

Music Tele-Vision should be covered in jism.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

She's vibrator dependent.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.