Quotes from Craig Kilborn

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.

I'm from the Midwest.

I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

Hillary Clinton has finished writing her book where she says her marriage couldn't be stronger, and Bill just finished his book titled 'Chicks I Nailed While Hillary was Writing Her Book.'

I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.

Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.

The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

A woman escaped death when a bullet shot by her jealous husband lodged in her breast implant. And I almost lost a thumb.

The day after Christmas: When we all have two more ugly sweaters.

President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

I have a wonderful respect for old people.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Larry Flynt, running for governor of California. His goal - change our state bird to the spread eagle.

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'