Quotes from Benny Hill

Do unto others, then run.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

I sometimes use a girl singer the way Henny Youngman uses his violin - as a bridge between one laugh and the next.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?