Quotes from Rob Corddry

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

I want to manufacture a feud.

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

Wow. I am really pretentious.