Quotes from Brandi Glanville

I'm a little bit tough because I can't afford to get my heart broken.

In Beverly Hills, the faster you climb, the harder you fall.

I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.

Miserable people love to make other people miserable. I don't hate them, I just feel sorry for them.

I'm always on the move, but I don't want my hectic schedule to be reflected in how I look.

So I did 'Celebrity Big Brother' and while I was locked in a house with crazy people I came out and Denise had actually gone to my agency and got with my agent. And my agent told me, hes like, 'Yeah, I have Denise Richards. That's so exciting, right?' I go, 'So basically you hired my competition. That's amazing.'

I'm always attracted to the hottest boy in the room and that never works out.

There are three words you'll never hear a housewife say: How. Are. You. Because they don't care.

Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.

Yeah, tons... fillers and botox and I've definitely made some mistakes but it's hard to watch yourself get older on television.

If anyone said anything sideways about my children, I would literally be in jail like, just straight up.

I thought I was dead inside.

Sometimes on-camera friends don't translate into your real life, but not for me.

Sometimes it feels like just yesterday that my ex and my baby boys were snuggling on the couch with me in our gorgeous Calabasas home. Other times, it feels like it was all a crazy dream.

When I think of the name 'Joyce' I think of a grandma or an old chubby Mrs. Claus.

I maybe trust too much.

I published my first book, 'Drinking & Tweeting,' when I first started 'Housewives' and was being portrayed as a fun girl who spoke the truth.

Unfortunately we were living beyond our means. I didn't do the bills, I didn't have any idea what our financial situation was. We had the cars, the boat, the motorcycles and the houses. I didn't even know. And then when we got a divorce there wasn't a lot of money to split up and what there was, was spent on the divorce. It was really difficult.

I have already spent Christmas Eve and Christmas morning alone, missing my children, and crying because I have no family nearby.

It's incredibly hypocritical of Eddie to object to filming around my children, especially given how public he lives his life.

Everyone wants to know why my top lip doesn't move... I had laser hair removal on my upper lip, oh gosh, 2009, maybe 2008, and I got a third-degree burn. And my face on the right side doesn't move the way my face on the left side moves. So, that is why.

The truth of the matter is, when you're on 'Howard Stern,' you feel like you're in his living room talking to him, you don't feel like you're having an interview.

My friends all know this: I'm an open book.

I have been so cooperative with Eddie and LeAnn for the sake of my children. I even went and signed and notarized a document saying they could take my kids out of the country to Mexico on vacation. I wouldn't want to deprive them of such a great opportunity.