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Quotes from Craig Bruce

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
~ Craig Bruce
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
~ Craig Bruce
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
~ Craig Bruce
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
~ Craig Bruce
Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
~ Craig Bruce
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
~ Craig Bruce
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
~ Craig Bruce
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
~ Craig Bruce
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
~ Craig Bruce
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
~ Craig Bruce
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
~ Craig Bruce
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
~ Craig Bruce
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
~ Craig Bruce
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
~ Craig Bruce
From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
~ Craig Bruce
It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
~ Craig Bruce
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
~ Craig Bruce
Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration just think how many bombs that would buy!
~ Craig Bruce
Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
~ Craig Bruce
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
~ Craig Bruce
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
~ Craig Bruce
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
~ Craig Bruce
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
~ Craig Bruce
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
~ Craig Bruce