Quotes from Rachel Dratch

I did Second City, and Nia Vardalos also did Second City, so I knew her from there.

And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner.

I also didn't consider myself a huge baby person.

And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

When I was a kid, I was super shy.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

Well, I've claimed to have seen two ghosts in a hotel room.

The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn't control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.

I started doing improv in college, and I really liked it.

Since I was little, it was instilled in me to conserve water. In terms of what can you do as an individual, it's an easy issue to get behind.

The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what we were doing. We had one guy in the group who was pretty experimental; he would kind of push us to do weird things. It was really fun, a great experience.

Personally, I don't even read bummer news stories about the environment because it makes me feel helpless to fix anything and reminds me that the general population doesn't treat these issues as an important part of our political life.

I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

An improv team would have eight guys and one woman; that was still pretty standard. If you were a woman improviser, it was actually kind of an advantage because, if you were halfway decent, you'd get a lot more stage time.

I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I'm not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just have that engraved in their minds.